Friday, February 15, 2008

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

This joke has circulated around the internet a few times but it's cuter with pictures and still lots of fun!

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?




2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.





3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!




4. Rottweiler: Make me.





5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.






6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!




7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.





8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.





9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!







10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.





11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."




12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?





13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...







14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

7 comments:

Louie said...

I'm still laughing! I love this one!

Frasier said...

I love the one about me !!Its true though I bounce around every where !
Frasier

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ripley!
I agree with # 3! Thanks for sharing it!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Amber-Mae said...

This is funny joke! I totally agree with #1! Why change a blasted light bulb when we're so bright already?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Johann The Dog said...

One of my all time favorites!!!! We saw you at the bone zone and wanted to stop by and say woofs!

Johann

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

oh this is funny with pics we didn't get pics when we got it in the peemail.

xo

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